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 A MISTERIOUS MAN FOUND IN A HURICANE IN NEW MEXICO

By:Uroš Dukić, BBC NEWS

Sun. 15th Nov 2020.

A misterious man was found in a huricane that occured in New Mexico.

He was discovered by Dr. Foster and her crew that were researching the huricane.

Dr. Foster ‘s mentor Dr. Sulvig has stated in an interview that this man belived to be „God of Thunder", and that his father banished him from his home planet.

According to our resources, the man had no physical injuries, but his mental health is at question.

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„GOD OF THUNDER“ FOUND IN NEW MEXICO

 (SHOCKING/EXPLICIT/GONE WRONG )

U.D. 15.11.2020. 23:23h

One of our amazing, and brave reporters menaged to get a quick inerview whit the infemous „God of Thunder“ himself.

Reporter: Can you tell us who you are?

Man: I am Thor Odinson, God of Thunder, son of Odin of Asgard, and an All-Father.

Reporter: Where do you come from?

Thor: I'm from Asgard, planet of gods, and the most noble of warriors.

Reporter: Why are you here?

Thor: Stop asking me these stupid questions mortal.

As you can see, this man is clearly delusional, and can't think straight, so we think that he has suffured severe brain demage.